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August 27th, 2009


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08:26 am
This... is brilliant.
Eternal Earthbound Pets, "we'll take care of your pets after you're taken to Jesus in the Rapture." For a mere $110 for 10 years coverage.
Best, business model, evar.
mood: amusedamused

(4 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:komos
Date:August 27th, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
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I think my favorite part is that the pet sitters must state in writing that, amongst other things, they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29.
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From:miss_chance
Date:August 27th, 2009 02:01 pm (UTC)
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We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.


Awesome! I wonder what it pays to be on their list of confirmed athiest/sinner pet-lovers? A perfect job-description for me!
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From:jimmi_obadger
Date:August 27th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
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Wow. Just... wow.
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From:pisceandreamer
Date:August 27th, 2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
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But...since pets don't sin like people do, wouldn't they get swept up in the Rapture, too?

Which leaves me kinda screwed cause if there is a Rapture, I'll end up dogless...
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