At this very moment I'm sitting in the girl's apartment waiting for her to come home.
There are candles leading from the front steps to the kitchen table, where there's a bottle of champagne and flowers. Then they lead to the bedroom where I am.
It's our dating anniversary you see, and she's not expecting anything at all.
So whaddaya think folks, do I get a passing grade?
Should go light candles soon... gotta run!