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February 6th, 2001


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02:34 am
Ya know what I hate?
I was just in the bathroom in my dorm because I fell asleep doing reading for class and forgot to brush my teeth. (yeah, I'm a dork)
so I go into the bathroom and there's this guy in there brushing his teeth.
I think nothing of it.
I brush my teeth, and he's still going. Now you know that you can't stop first because it'll look like you're skimping on your personal hygiene, so you go longer. and longer. and finally after about 2 minutes (full minutes) I gave in and stopped. He kept going. I went and peed, he was still going. I washed my face, still going. This guy is the fuckin energizer bunny of toothbrushing. so I leave the bathroom. I ran into some people I know in the hallway so I stopped to talk to them. Still going in there, I can hear it.
all in all it was like 7 minutes of straight toothbrushing!
Man. Nothing like it to make you feel like your personal hygiene is really crappy and you're a stinky bastard all the time.
Which I am, but still. I don't like to have it rubbed in. :o)
g'night again.
mood: dirtydirty
music: the radio news, because we just got 14" of snow and I wanted to hear about it all

(3 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:prosicated
Date:February 6th, 2001 10:38 am (UTC)
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you are silly, boy. and you do smell. but no less than me. i am the grand funk stinkmaster. with houdini the hedgehog, who also stinks =)
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From:prosicated
Date:February 6th, 2001 10:53 am (UTC)
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have i mentioned that your new picture's creepy?
i took it and it's *still* creepy.
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From:prosicated
Date:February 6th, 2001 10:55 am (UTC)
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stinky stinky stinky!
i'm going to leave messages all over your journal. cause i stink!
stink shteenk!
(which is also fun to say -- especially with a vague untracable humorous accent -- shteenkay!)
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