Pirate jokes (from penny arcade, dedicated to stan-da-punny-man)
Did you guys hear about that new Pirate movie?
Yeah. I guess it's going to be rated Arrrrrr.
Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch.” The pirate says “Arrrr it’s driving me nuts.”
A kid dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He goes up to a woman's house. She answers the door. He says "Trick or treat." and She replies "Ahoy there, pirate. Where are your Buccaneers?" He says "There on my bucking head, you bucking idiot!"
music: office chatter