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January 13th, 2003


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Pirate jokes (from penny arcade, dedicated to stan-da-punny-man)


Did you guys hear about that new Pirate movie?
Yeah. I guess it's going to be rated Arrrrrr.

Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch.” The pirate says “Arrrr it’s driving me nuts.”

A kid dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He goes up to a woman's house. She answers the door. He says "Trick or treat." and She replies "Ahoy there, pirate. Where are your Buccaneers?" He says "There on my bucking head, you bucking idiot!"
mood: roflmao
music: office chatter

(1 bit of drivel | babble incoherently)

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