July 28th, 2003
you just know it's going to be a fun day when you come in to the office to 7 calls in the queue, and you've taken your quota of calls by 10:30am.
*beats head on desk*
someone corrupted the global address list, meaning our e-mail address book of... oh... 70,000 entries. and guess how many of those people are calling us? all of the ones we support.
I've answered 53 phone calls this morning. is it miller time yet?
music: office chatter
|Date:||July 28th, 2003 09:20 am (UTC)|| |
*kicks feet up on desk*
Ahhhh...this....is flavor country.
*hurls an angry user your way*
|Date:||July 28th, 2003 10:50 am (UTC)|| |
*angry user bounces harmlessly off 3.5 years of helpdesk
hell experience shield*
*distracts you with a dead angry user tossed above your head, then beats you senseless himself*
|Date:||July 28th, 2003 11:10 am (UTC)|| |
Re: foolish mortal
Well...we have already established that I pay no mind to angry users.
*points to loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong call queue*
Arent those for you my boy?
bah, only 2 in there now.
*I gotta get outta here*
ah, man. sounds like it sucks to be you today... :-)
at least you've a banjo to go home to (see, i HAVE been and will continue to LURK lj...) next time i call a help desk, i'll keep you and your plight in mind, my dear. (what do you provide help for? software, internet, dr. laura?)(teehee).
*grin* A Dr. Laura-style helldesk, or one especially for her. I can't see inahandbasket at the former, but the other -- that calls for big two-handed thwacking sticks. Like whiffle bats, maybe. That could be fun.
ah... I believe you speak of the LART.
L-User Attitude Readjustment Tool.
|Date:||July 28th, 2003 10:51 am (UTC)|| |
Man, some days when I wake up at 6am it's already Miller time.