August 16th, 2002

Evil Twin

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Ok, so I'm at work stocking a shelf, and some middle aged woman wearing spandex walks up to the vodka section where I'm stocking. (spandex wearing middle aged women being our main demographic at the liquor store... *twitch*)
All friendly like I ask her if I can help her find anything.
She says the expected "nah, thanks."
I turn back to me shelf, and I hear her mumble something. I think nothing of it as it wasn't really loud enough to be directed at me, and then it occurs to me exactly what she said.
(I swear I'm not making this up)
and I quote:
"I was just admiring your huge cock."

*goes into spasms of terror just thinking about it*

I really, REALLY hope that I misheard her, because that would just be too terrifying to consider. But the more I think about it the more I'm sure that she actually said it.
My fly wasn't open, I checked. (and I don't have a huge cock anyway...)
I didn't know how to react, so I just made like I hadn't heard her, because it was said rather quietly.

So that's my amusing/terrifying story for the day.

I'm going to sleep now, as I have a frisbee game at 9am. whee!
I just called one of my teammates who I'm giving a ride to the fields, and he was in a bar getting drunk. he'll most likely still be drunk by 9am, should be interesting.

anyway, off to crash.

Curtlepine, hope you're enjoying your weekend! *hugs and kisses*
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