September 17th, 2003
Here's something that's been piquing my interest lately...
Mostly for the guys, but I fully expect all women to fill it out too, there's options for you as well.
Which hand do you use to whip it out at the urinal?
neither (comment and explain yourself!)
I ain't got one
And which do you hold it with while utilizing the urinal?
neither, i put my hands on my head
I still ain't got one
|Date:||September 17th, 2003 11:30 am (UTC)|| |
Either really. *shrug*
You, my dear, are a prude. I mean, c'mon, there are so many lovely, descriptive, humorous terms for what you so politely call "it," and you've declined to use them!
If I had a penis or similar paraphenalia, I would hold it with both hands and make useful sound effects while pissing. Sound effects might include, but are not limited to creaky door noises, animal noises, airplane sounds, light saber battle noises, cartoon themes songs, operatic arias, etc. The best part is, it's true, I really would.
As for which hand would "whip it out," it would depend on my lower body clothing at the time of pissage. I suspect that with a skirt, my right hand would move the skirt and my left would operate my joystick. Whereas if trousers were my current clothing, I might prefer to uncloack my one-eyed superhero with a flourish and my dominant right hand. On days when I wore neither (or nothing) Perhaps my deer geeky boyfriend could draft me an algorithm for which hand to use given othre various arcane circumstances as it would be rude to deprive either hand of the glory of the fleshy toothpick, the poor man's pool cue, or, in my case, the imaginary 8 foot pink banana.
I want an imaginary eight foot pink banana.
I think you have to get in line behind prosicated. ;o)
unless she's been hiding something from me!
I'd show you mine, but it's at the cleaners. =)
*gets up off floor, still laughing*
I love you...
Not a prude! just a wus. I was trying not to offend anyone. *ducks*
Well, I supposed I've ruined that now, haven't I?
In case your prudish LJ friends are of the ilk who think women can't have 8 foot pink bananas (bananads? hahaha) that piss if they so choose, I apologize to anyone's offended delicate (and prudish!) sensibilities.
I also apologize for my typos in the previous comment. =)
|Date:||September 17th, 2003 10:00 pm (UTC)|| |
I'm deeply offended. I want my money back.
Actually, what I really want is for you to think of a hundred more of those and post them in your journal, so I can spend an hour laughing as hard as I just spent the last two minutes. :)
Ducks, eh? That's an interesting new euphamism.
Well, you'd just have to do the effects at home, because we don't make sounds in the men's room.
And if it's not a men's room, it'd better not have the urinals. Unless there's a bigger secret in the world than I thought (but I wouldn't be suprised).
Well, there is, but it might not involve men's rooms.
Besides which, I wouldn't necessarily use the men's room just because I had my very own fire hose, so there.
Well, you know, I just brought up the men's room thing because the original question did, in fact, specify "Urinals".
They could be co-ed bathrooms, and by definition, urinals could be anything you urinate into, even if the term usually refers to the basins rechristened "fountain" by one marcel duchamp/r mutt/role selavie...
(I forgot about that. I am now justifying. go me.)
Co-ed bathrooms somehow just strike me as wrong.
No, it just feels that good. ;)
I can't vouch for everyone else in the world, but I wash my hands.
oh wait... i probably wasn't supposed to find that funny.
You know as well as I do that there can't be a thread about male anatomy without the obligatory "Mine's bigger" joke.
How about this one: "Mine's so big it's still got snow on it in the summer"?