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September 17th, 2003


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02:25 pm
Here's something that's been piquing my interest lately...
Mostly for the guys, but I fully expect all women to fill it out too, there's options for you as well.

Poll #181229 Which hand guys?

Which hand do you use to whip it out at the urinal?

left
3(15.8%)
right
2(10.5%)
both
4(21.1%)
neither (comment and explain yourself!)
0(0.0%)
I ain't got one
10(52.6%)

And which do you hold it with while utilizing the urinal?

left
2(10.5%)
right
4(21.1%)
both
2(10.5%)
neither, i put my hands on my head
1(5.3%)
I still ain't got one
10(52.6%)

mood: curiouscurious

(20 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:9mm
Date:September 17th, 2003 11:30 am (UTC)
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Either really. *shrug*
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From:inahandbasket
Date:September 17th, 2003 11:54 am (UTC)
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weirdo.
;o)
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From:prosicated
Date:September 17th, 2003 11:55 am (UTC)
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You, my dear, are a prude. I mean, c'mon, there are so many lovely, descriptive, humorous terms for what you so politely call "it," and you've declined to use them!
If I had a penis or similar paraphenalia, I would hold it with both hands and make useful sound effects while pissing. Sound effects might include, but are not limited to creaky door noises, animal noises, airplane sounds, light saber battle noises, cartoon themes songs, operatic arias, etc. The best part is, it's true, I really would.
As for which hand would "whip it out," it would depend on my lower body clothing at the time of pissage. I suspect that with a skirt, my right hand would move the skirt and my left would operate my joystick. Whereas if trousers were my current clothing, I might prefer to uncloack my one-eyed superhero with a flourish and my dominant right hand. On days when I wore neither (or nothing) Perhaps my deer geeky boyfriend could draft me an algorithm for which hand to use given othre various arcane circumstances as it would be rude to deprive either hand of the glory of the fleshy toothpick, the poor man's pool cue, or, in my case, the imaginary 8 foot pink banana.
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From:jimmi_obadger
Date:September 17th, 2003 11:59 am (UTC)
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I want an imaginary eight foot pink banana.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:September 17th, 2003 12:17 pm (UTC)
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I think you have to get in line behind prosicated. ;o)
unless she's been hiding something from me!
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From:prosicated
Date:September 17th, 2003 12:52 pm (UTC)
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I'd show you mine, but it's at the cleaners. =)
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From:inahandbasket
Date:September 17th, 2003 12:05 pm (UTC)
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*gets up off floor, still laughing*
I love you...

Not a prude! just a wus. I was trying not to offend anyone. *ducks*
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From:prosicated
Date:September 17th, 2003 12:55 pm (UTC)
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Well, I supposed I've ruined that now, haven't I?
In case your prudish LJ friends are of the ilk who think women can't have 8 foot pink bananas (bananads? hahaha) that piss if they so choose, I apologize to anyone's offended delicate (and prudish!) sensibilities.

I also apologize for my typos in the previous comment. =)
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From:oceanic
Date:September 17th, 2003 10:00 pm (UTC)
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I'm deeply offended. I want my money back.
Actually, what I really want is for you to think of a hundred more of those and post them in your journal, so I can spend an hour laughing as hard as I just spent the last two minutes. :)
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From:jimmi_obadger
Date:September 17th, 2003 01:19 pm (UTC)
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Ducks, eh? That's an interesting new euphamism.
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From:axessdenyd
Date:September 17th, 2003 01:27 pm (UTC)
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Well, you'd just have to do the effects at home, because we don't make sounds in the men's room.

And if it's not a men's room, it'd better not have the urinals. Unless there's a bigger secret in the world than I thought (but I wouldn't be suprised).
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From:prosicated
Date:September 17th, 2003 03:07 pm (UTC)
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Well, there is, but it might not involve men's rooms.
Besides which, I wouldn't necessarily use the men's room just because I had my very own fire hose, so there.
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From:axessdenyd
Date:September 17th, 2003 05:52 pm (UTC)
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Well, you know, I just brought up the men's room thing because the original question did, in fact, specify "Urinals".
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From:prosicated
Date:September 17th, 2003 07:31 pm (UTC)
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They could be co-ed bathrooms, and by definition, urinals could be anything you urinate into, even if the term usually refers to the basins rechristened "fountain" by one marcel duchamp/r mutt/role selavie...

(I forgot about that. I am now justifying. go me.)
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From:axessdenyd
Date:September 18th, 2003 07:06 am (UTC)
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Co-ed bathrooms somehow just strike me as wrong.
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From:jimmi_obadger
Date:September 17th, 2003 01:03 pm (UTC)
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No, it just feels that good. ;)
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From:inahandbasket
Date:September 17th, 2003 01:07 pm (UTC)
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I can't vouch for everyone else in the world, but I wash my hands.
;o)
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From:axessdenyd
Date:September 17th, 2003 01:26 pm (UTC)
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It's... REALLY heavy.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:September 17th, 2003 01:31 pm (UTC)
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bwahahahahahaha!
oh wait... i probably wasn't supposed to find that funny.

;o)
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From:axessdenyd
Date:September 17th, 2003 05:54 pm (UTC)
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You know as well as I do that there can't be a thread about male anatomy without the obligatory "Mine's bigger" joke.

How about this one: "Mine's so big it's still got snow on it in the summer"?
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