so yesterday on my way to work, there was a news story that I just have to relate.
3 people (gender unspecified) decided it would be fun to streak a Dennys restaurant.
They pulled up to the restaurant, threw all their clothes in the back seat, and left the car running so as to make a quick getaway.
They charged into the store, screaming no doubt, ran all over waving their bits around, ran back outside, where their car had been stolen.
*falls over laughing*