Alright. I have beef with Satanists. Not the little wussy ones who think they're all badass because they worship satan to piss off their parents. The real Satanists I have issue with.
To believe in Satan you have to subscribe to the whole Christian panopoly of dieties/demons/seraphim/cherubs, etc. So, you believe that there is an all-powerful god who loves you and all that shit, but instead you decide to worship the devil, who doesn't give a shit about you and will torture you forever regardless of whether or not you worshiped him.
Anyone else raising an eyebrow out there?
*smacks the silly satanists senseless with a salami*
Sorry for the cross post...