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May 31st, 2001


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08:06 am
Satan Satan, Rah Rah Rah!

Alright. I have beef with Satanists. Not the little wussy ones who think they're all badass because they worship satan to piss off their parents. The real Satanists I have issue with.
To believe in Satan you have to subscribe to the whole Christian panopoly of dieties/demons/seraphim/cherubs, etc. So, you believe that there is an all-powerful god who loves you and all that shit, but instead you decide to worship the devil, who doesn't give a shit about you and will torture you forever regardless of whether or not you worshiped him.

Anyone else raising an eyebrow out there?

*smacks the silly satanists senseless with a salami*


Sorry for the cross post...
mood: annoyedannoyed
music: Pilfers - Hypnotized

(4 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:inahandbasket
Date:May 31st, 2001 06:58 am (UTC)
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Hmm... time to make a post explaining my name aparently. :o)

Oh, and my sweetie is a vegetarian, and anyway, salami tastes like shit. It's only good for beating people with.
*grin*
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From:axessdenyd
Date:May 31st, 2001 07:00 am (UTC)
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Yeah, if you take the Bible far enough out of context, it starts to look like it says to love each other. Funny stuff, that context.
From:triceratopsbean
Date:May 31st, 2001 12:35 pm (UTC)
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Plus the fact that Satan got his ass whooped by God, or so the story goes.

You're worshipping a LOoOOOOOoooOOOoooser!!
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From:inahandbasket
Date:June 1st, 2001 10:03 am (UTC)
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*giggles muchly*
I'd love to say that to this specific satanist girl I know...
She'd break my neck with a glare.
*giggles all the more*
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