May 31st, 2001
Satan Satan, Rah Rah Rah!
Alright. I have beef with Satanists. Not the little wussy ones who think they're all badass because they worship satan to piss off their parents. The real Satanists I have issue with.
To believe in Satan you have to subscribe to the whole Christian panopoly of dieties/demons/seraphim/cherubs, etc. So, you believe that there is an all-powerful god who loves you and all that shit, but instead you decide to worship the devil, who doesn't give a shit about you and will torture you forever regardless of whether or not you worshiped him.
Anyone else raising an eyebrow out there?
*smacks the silly satanists senseless with a salami*
Sorry for the cross post...
music: Pilfers - Hypnotized
Hmm... time to make a post explaining my name aparently. :o)
Oh, and my sweetie is a vegetarian, and anyway, salami tastes like shit. It's only good for beating people with.
Yeah, if you take the Bible far enough out of context, it starts to look like it says to love each other. Funny stuff, that context.
Plus the fact that Satan got his ass whooped by God, or so the story goes.
You're worshipping a LOoOOOOOoooOOOoooser!!
I'd love to say that to this specific satanist girl I know...
She'd break my neck with a glare.
*giggles all the more*