teledrone: Hi, this is xxx from Comcast Phone service, can I take a moment of your time?
me: uh, ok.
TD: Comcast digital phone service is now in your area, and can be added to your current account.
me: that's fine, I already have phone service.
TD: Do you use long distance much?
TD: We can replace your landline with an unlimited calling plan for only $39.00/mo
me: fantastic, except that I currently pay $19.99 for unlimited calling with Packet8.
TD: Uh, ok, but you don't get all the great features like Caller ID, Voicemail, blah blah blah.
me: actually, yes. I do.
TD: umm... oh. I guess I'll just make note of that here. Thanks for your time.
THAT, was supremely satisfying.