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09:43 am
a comment by pontiuspilates in superflow's journal...

I learned this from my professor today, so it must be true. Apparently, a pregnant pronghorn antelope starts out having twin fetuses, but only one gets born. This is because one of the fetuses grows a temporary spike on its tail, and then uses it to impale its defenseless twin while still in utero. Then the mother reabsorbs the stabbed fetus.



Dat's some fuX0red shiznit.
mood: disturbed

(26 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:axessdenyd
Date:December 2nd, 2004 06:45 am (UTC)
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Nature's so cool.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 06:46 am (UTC)
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but scary
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From:axessdenyd
Date:December 2nd, 2004 06:48 am (UTC)
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Yeah.

Like girls.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:01 am (UTC)
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not touching that one.
^_^
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From:axessdenyd
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:34 am (UTC)
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Not touching girls?

Probably good advice, it might upset Meg.

Muhahahahah.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)
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ya know, as soon as I typed that I knew what your response would be.
You didn't let me down.
=P
now log onto AIM so I can lambast you properly.
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From:axessdenyd
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:36 am (UTC)
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You buddy list has been pwn3d.
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From:prosicated
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:09 am (UTC)
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I was doing an interview yesterday for a project, and my interviewee confused "scary" with "sexy" (non-native english peaker). Are you, perhaps, doing the same?
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From:axessdenyd
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:33 am (UTC)
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They aren't the same, though they often go together.
From:bobservations
Date:December 2nd, 2004 06:49 am (UTC)

then

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8 months later, the born pronghorn releases a Rap Record in tribute to his deseased twin.
it's usually called "Memorial" or "abzorb bak inyah"
or something....
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:00 am (UTC)

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*falls out of chair laughing*

Antelope: "Bitch please, I been gangsta since da womb."
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From:jjjiii
Date:December 2nd, 2004 04:23 pm (UTC)

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lol, that's too fucking hilarious, i can totally picture it.
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From:nalene
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:19 am (UTC)

Sibling rivalry

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That takes sibling rivalry to an entirely new level, whoa!

P.S. The Antelope Gangsta/Rap classic!
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From:road_to_hell
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:25 am (UTC)
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What? you didnt do the same to your twin in the womb?
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:37 am (UTC)
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I may have for all I know.
dude, I'm so gangsta...
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From:road_to_hell
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:38 am (UTC)
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Oh, I can totally tell. I mean one look at you, and I go "Man, that dude is so gangsta" and then i back away slowly.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:40 am (UTC)
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damn straight mutha fucka.

damn, I'm so white I could only be mistaken for mafia-style gangsta. I miss my red hair...
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From:road_to_hell
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:42 am (UTC)
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You may be too pale for mafia style.
How about IRA style?
Not a natural red head eh? People always trying to copy our game, i swear...
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:47 am (UTC)
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does that look natural to you? >:-D
and yes, probably too pale for mafia.
but not the RUSSIAN MAFIA!
(Ukranian / Northern German heritage)
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From:road_to_hell
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:50 am (UTC)
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Actually it did until i saw the other userpics. But what do I know.

My moms side of the family (and my sister) easily pass for Family.

Me? I'm with you on the Russian Mafia side.

Unless I'm Tommy Hagen.
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From:starflow
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:34 am (UTC)
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How come I don't remember this comment?! Because it's quite memorable!
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From:inahandbasket
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)
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DOH!
wrong name. lol.
Superflow it was. I'll fix it.
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From:starflow
Date:December 2nd, 2004 07:49 am (UTC)
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Well, that explains it!
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From:squidia
Date:December 2nd, 2004 11:49 am (UTC)
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what do you expect from a creature called a "pronghorn"?
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From:smalleen
Date:December 2nd, 2004 03:42 pm (UTC)
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that sort of happens in ovoviperous (sp?) sharks. the female is impregnated with several shark pups. they live receieve nutrients from an egglike yolk. when the yolk runs out, the babies begin to eat each other...which is what is called "inter-uterin cannibalism." the largest one or two shark pups will then be born live.
From:bcuzimcool
Date:December 7th, 2004 01:39 pm (UTC)
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ok... thats disturbing....
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