Ok, welcome back to "a dork's life."
My name's Ry and I'll be your dork this afternoon.
Our specials today are tired dork, dork with sore muscles, and dork who's bored off his ass at work.
For dessert we have "Dork considering buying a cellphone cause it's a really good deal and NOT because they're nifty gizmos."
Or you can get the complete 4 course meal for the mere price of the dork's sanity.