June 20th, 2001
Ok, welcome back to "a dork's life."
My name's Ry and I'll be your dork this afternoon.
Our specials today are tired dork, dork with sore muscles, and dork who's bored off his ass at work.
For dessert we have "Dork considering buying a cellphone cause it's a really good deal and NOT because they're nifty gizmos."
Or you can get the complete 4 course meal for the mere price of the dork's sanity.
COOL, I could rent you out as the designated dork for the evening! Is it per hour?
hi, i'd like one order of "bored dork" and for dessert i'll have some "cellphone dork."
here y'are sir!
Now will you be paying for that with your sanity or charging it to someone else's soul?
|Date:||June 20th, 2001 10:58 am (UTC)|| |
umm, i have a coupon. 50% off, only half a soul for a limited time only. i would pay with my sanity, but that's like counterfeit money. it's been gone a long time.
nah, ill do the good and geekly thing by using my smartcard... ;)
Hmph. Silly dorks.
Geeks will destroy you all.
Cellphone because it's a good deal. PAH!