my mom sent me this, I found it most amusing.
How many people in the Bush administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
delusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard
work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say
undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?