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February 17th, 2005


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09:08 am
Ah yes, another day of heartache as I get an adrenaline rush every time a new e-mail pops into my inbox, only to have it be yet another offer of:
"Impotence treatment"
"I'm cute and my boss keeps me late at the office."
"variety of adult stuff"
"Get the ink products you need at the best price."
"Impress your girl with a huge cumshot!"
or "oxxxyconntin no scripttt"
(all direct copy-pastes from my inbox)

*defeatist sigh*
I hate being on pins and needles.
mood: tired of waiting

(17 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:road_to_hell
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:20 pm (UTC)
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"I'm cute and my boss keeps me late at the office."

Thats the one I sent you.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
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AH, didn't recognize your name.
hello Richard R. Owens, r.r.owensgy@belpsb.minsk.by! How're you doing?

=P
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From:road_to_hell
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:47 pm (UTC)
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Thats just my psuedonym. I'm doing fine.
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From:inlaterdays
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:33 pm (UTC)
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*fingers still crossed, and not for spam*
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From:inahandbasket
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:34 pm (UTC)
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gracias.
^_^
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From:babyfishfel
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
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I don't know what we're waiting for, but I'm waiting with bated breath. Oh boy!

*refresh*
*refresh*
*refresh*
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From:justamy
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:46 pm (UTC)
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my absolute favorites are the ones that promise to "stop spam for good!"
here's hopin!
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From:inahandbasket
Date:February 17th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
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heh, seriously.
If it actually worked, that'd be the one spam I'd ever respond to. ^_^
From:9mm
Date:February 17th, 2005 02:58 pm (UTC)
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"Impress your girl with a huge cumshot!"

HA! Thats hilarious. Another friend of mine was saying that she was getting that one at work a lot.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:February 17th, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC)
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yeah, I get that one a lot lately. we must be on the same list somewhere.
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From:babyfishfel
Date:February 17th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
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I used to get the Increase Your Penis Size! ones a lot. Which wouldn't be that difficult, considering ANY penis would be an increase in size when you don't have one to begin with. But I never got the other male oriented ones, which struck me as odd.
From:nata5
Date:February 17th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC)

We will be making you an offer!

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B/c I'm an evil shite and like to screw with ppl. Now go grab a warm tasty beverage and relax.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:February 17th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)

Re: We will be making you an offer!

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hehe.
good thing my LJ mail goes to a completely different account. ^_^

I'm sippin my green tea, and bein all zen like. Doesn't mean I'm not still angsty.
From:nata5
Date:February 17th, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC)

Re: We will be making you an offer!

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Blast! Was hoping to get you.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:February 17th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC)

Re: We will be making you an offer!

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mwuhahaha, too sneaky for YOU!
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From:marchharetay
Date:February 17th, 2005 09:53 pm (UTC)
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or on porn & needles as the case may be

crosses fingers for you
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From:inahandbasket
Date:February 17th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
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oh, bad.
baaaad.
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