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09:32 am
stupid ass red states like KY are dragging this country into a Jerry Springer episode.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/08/high_school_zombie_threat/

(35 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:road_to_hell
Date:March 8th, 2005 02:48 pm (UTC)
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Is that like an article from the Onion?
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)
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nope.
dead serious.
From:squirrella
Date:March 8th, 2005 02:56 pm (UTC)
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"the authorities have wisely decided to cage the miscreant youth."

Oh. The PAIN.

Or is that, oh, the brains?

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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
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oh, the braaaaaaaaains....
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
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Let's not just single out Kentucky and red states.

Schools everywhere have been having people arrested for drawings, pointing chicken fingers at each other, and saying "Bang" for a few years now.

CA invented zero tolerance and it's been spreading from there. Hell, they outlawed dodgeball at my mom's high school in the 50's.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)
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heh.
that was designed to get a reaction from the Tommy.
good to know it worked. ^_^
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From:inlaterdays
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
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*waits to see if tommy and ry start throwing chairs!*
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I knew it was.

Also, it's funny that you blame red states, because I thought the whole mess was the fault of liberals who can't stand the idea of violence ever actually being used for any reason.
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From:komos
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
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If the dude really could do it, why hasn't the government tapped him to help develop undead super soldiers?
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
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Seriously!
we need more undead super soldiers around here. would totally drop costs in iraq. undead super soldiers don't need body armor!
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)
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Do you know what brains cost, though?

Are we talking Romero-style or O'Bannon style zombies?
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:33 pm (UTC)
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It's a cover story. Duh.
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From:komos
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:55 pm (UTC)
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Bah. There are far more effective ways to "disappear" someone. Right now, you can still go to where he's being held to verify that he's actually there. For something this big, I'd expect a town to disappear from the maps and stories in WWN about mass alien abductions.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
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totally frightening.
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