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09:32 am
stupid ass red states like KY are dragging this country into a Jerry Springer episode.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/08/high_school_zombie_threat/

(35 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:road_to_hell
Date:March 8th, 2005 02:48 pm (UTC)
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Is that like an article from the Onion?
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)
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nope.
dead serious.
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From:road_to_hell
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC)
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thats really stupid.
From:squirrella
Date:March 8th, 2005 02:56 pm (UTC)
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"the authorities have wisely decided to cage the miscreant youth."

Oh. The PAIN.

Or is that, oh, the brains?

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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
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oh, the braaaaaaaaains....
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
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Let's not just single out Kentucky and red states.

Schools everywhere have been having people arrested for drawings, pointing chicken fingers at each other, and saying "Bang" for a few years now.

CA invented zero tolerance and it's been spreading from there. Hell, they outlawed dodgeball at my mom's high school in the 50's.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)
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heh.
that was designed to get a reaction from the Tommy.
good to know it worked. ^_^
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From:inlaterdays
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
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*waits to see if tommy and ry start throwing chairs!*
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I knew it was.

Also, it's funny that you blame red states, because I thought the whole mess was the fault of liberals who can't stand the idea of violence ever actually being used for any reason.
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From:komos
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
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If the dude really could do it, why hasn't the government tapped him to help develop undead super soldiers?
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
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Seriously!
we need more undead super soldiers around here. would totally drop costs in iraq. undead super soldiers don't need body armor!
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)
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Do you know what brains cost, though?

Are we talking Romero-style or O'Bannon style zombies?
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From:axessdenyd
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:33 pm (UTC)
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It's a cover story. Duh.
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From:inahandbasket
Date:March 8th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
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totally frightening.
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