We were talking about movies coming out, and I mentioned that the Lord of the Rings was coming out around christmas, and that i was looking forward to it.
So I'm thinking "ok, he hasn't heard of that, but everyone knows the Hobbit..."
It's the sequel to the Hobbit.
*thinking oh shit, no way.*
Ever heard of JRR Tolkien?
He goes and gets another cup of coffee after saying that he's too busy to read novels. (side note: bullshit. He does nothing around here except hang up the phone on his son. argh.)