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September 30th, 2005


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09:49 am
Bush stuff!

from locriansax:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's just terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this uncharacteristic display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


and then this brilliant gem: http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm



ahhh, shrub.
mood: amusedamused
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From:wdalphin
Date:September 30th, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC)
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Beat ya to it by 29 minutes! Of course, I heard it from my best friend, Jon. :P
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From:rainbow_spork
Date:September 30th, 2005 04:22 pm (UTC)
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Your posts are sequential on my friends list! For a moment there, I thought I was reading about something that actually happened, rather than a joke. How scary is it that he's so clueless this joke was almost plausible?
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From:mizpurplest
Date:September 30th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
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I called my mom and told her the joke - she *loved* it. I still can't stop laughing.

And I've set the Georgie Ball Game as my desktop. Every time he gets stuck I throw him around the screen for a bit before I let him fall again.

Sheer brillians.
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From:mizpurplest
Date:September 30th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
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Brilliance, rather. (Obviously I mean the game, not my spelling.)
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From:blimey85
Date:September 30th, 2005 05:08 pm (UTC)
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Funniest damn thing I've heard in forever. I told my mom just when she was taking a sip of coffee... then I had to clean up the mess after she spit it all over from laughing.

Great joke man, thanks!!!!
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From:inahandbasket
Date:September 30th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
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hehe
yeah, it's definitely my favorite i've heard in a long time.
sorry 'bout the mess.
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From:axessdenyd
Date:September 30th, 2005 11:19 pm (UTC)
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I think it should have been about the mayor of NO, who is obviously the dumbest person on the planet.
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