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October 13th, 2005


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12:01 pm
best obituary ever!
In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans.
Bwahahaha!

Theodore Roosevelt Heller
Theodore Roosevelt Heller, 88, loving father of Charles (Joann) Heller; dear brother of the late Sonya (the late Jack) Steinberg. Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service related injuries, and then forced his way back into the Illinois National Guard insisting no one tells him when to serve his country. Graveside services Tuesday 11 a.m. at Waldheim Jewish Cemetery (Ziditshover section), 1700 S. Harlem Ave., Chicago. In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans. Arrangements by Chicago Jewish Funerals, Douglas MacIsaac, funeral director 847-229-8822, www.cjfinfo.com.
Published in the Chicago Tribune on 10/10/2005.
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From:margolia
Date:October 13th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
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That's just amazing.

I'm totally adding that to my will (you know... whenever I write one).
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