That's amazing. Did you see this one?

http://science.slashdot.org/science/05/11/07/1526216.shtml?tid=99&tid=14

But who needs the Vatican? We're 'Merica.

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yeah, I hooted with joy at reading that.
When the effing Pope says you're being a dumbass and taking religion too seriously, you know you're waaaaay off the deep end.

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Haha true true.

"Cool the $%#^* Out Folks, Says Pope"

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#(*&%_#!(*(&%(*#^&_(*!#&$%)!(%(@#*^%*&#&$^(!*&#^%)*!&#%^%^

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I second that motion.

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science = ?

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Yes, maybe they were blinded. By the SCIENCE!

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Ah, but you two have oceanic in common, so you're linked!
suckers.

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Yes, but is it SCIENCE? Or "science"?

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But I am Stranger to none, Hero to all! Well - some.

Howdy. I'm Chris I live in Brooklyn. I work for the gov't preventing suicide across the country. I have a dog and a fiance named sun_set_bravely who blinded ME! with SCIENCE!
:)

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Plus, you both look good in a suit. So clearly this was meant to be. ;)

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Ah, but does Chris look good in a dress?`

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You know, I'm sure he would, but I've never been privy to the sight. Hey sun_set_bravely, you got any contraband photos? :)

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*sputter* Not limited to natural phenomena. Right.

Further proof that the once populist Kansas has gone to the dogs.

But, maybe there's hope here in Pennsylvania, School board that backed intelligent design ousted?

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Oh, wait... coverage on the Dover County trial gets better. Darwin's great-great grandson covered the trial for Harper's Magazine! Ha!

*dies*

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hah!

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Don't die!! We need everyone anti-stupid-design to live!!!

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"As part of the decision, the Board of Education also went so far as to redefine science itself, saying that it is 'no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.'"

Well, at least they're allowing for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism then....
(and wow has that website expanded since the last time I looked at it).

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They certainly had better. Otherwise they'll be in for a flood of meatballs and tomato sauce.

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Kansas.... it's always kansas...

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Is it just me, or does Kansas seem to be brainwashing other parts of the country?

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[cries]
That means that I'm going to get calls from every professor in Kansas asking if we publish any books that teach creationism, and I'm going to wear out my You Idiot Laugh.

The Kansas board is going to have to pay for my throat drops.

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I would just stop answering the phone. That's what I've done.

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I love the Chair Leg of Truth! Why don't I have a Chair Leg of Truth?

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everyone can have one!
just sacrifice a chair.

Or bar stool if you're particularly ambitious.

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or, you know, steal his icon. =)

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