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June 19th, 2006


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11:21 am
Yet more scientific proof of what I've been telling people for years!
dirty > clean!

rub your spawn in the dirt, they'll be healthier that way.
mood: chipperchipper

(5 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:prosicated
Date:June 19th, 2006 05:24 pm (UTC)
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Finally vindicated, love?
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From:wdalphin
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
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It is as George Carlin put, and I agree:

"The Hudson River was loaded with raw sewage. That's right, we swam in raw sewage. You know, to cool off. And back then the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids every year were dying of polio. But you know what, in my neighborhood, nobody ever got polio. No one. Ever. You know why? BECAUSE WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE. It strengthened our immune system. The polio never had a chance. We were tempered in raw shit.

What are you going to do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit? I'll tell you what you're gonna do. You're gonna get sick and you're gonna die and you're gonna deserve it because you're fuckin' weak and you have a fuckin' weak immune system."
From:derfy5
Date:June 19th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
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I've always fel that way as well, which is why I think anti-bacxterial hand gell is evil. Although, I did finally break down and buy some when working in elementary building. I like kids, but they are pretty gross. Especially when they sneeze all over you as you check out their book.
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From:blastula
Date:June 19th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)
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so wait...despite living for years in nyc among rats, roaches, pigeons and millions of filthy filthy humans, I developed asthma and allergies? no fair...i should be frickin adamantine by now. that's it. no more showers.
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From:jimmi_obadger
Date:June 19th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
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Someone should anonymously forward this to P&d.
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