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July 9th, 2008


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11:17 am
the jesus toilet.
"The members of the Immanuel Lutheran Church in Waukee have come up with a novel method of raising funds. They place a brightly painted toilet in people's front yards. The toilet has "I ♥ Jesus" written on the tank. They'll only remove the toilet if the homeowners make a donation."

I'd love for them to try that one with me.
"Ok, here's how this is going to work. I'm going to close my front door, and go fetch my sledgehammer out of the basement. If you and that thing are still on my property when I get back, I'm going to remove it." *closes door*


*edit*
Does that seem a little harsh of me? My feeling is that it's basically extortion...
mood: amusedamused

(19 bits of drivel | babble incoherently)

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From:9mm
Date:July 9th, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC)
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I would just take a nice big steaming dump in it...
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From:road_to_hell
Date:July 9th, 2008 04:25 pm (UTC)
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That was my first reaction.

Or call the cops. I think that's trespassing or littering. It's something illegal though, I'm pretty sure.
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From:wanderyng1
Date:July 9th, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
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Bwahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that!
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