This... is brilliant.
Eternal Earthbound Pets, "we'll take care of your pets after you're taken to Jesus in the Rapture." For a mere $110 for 10 years coverage.
Best, business model, evar.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.
Awesome! I wonder what it pays to be on their list of confirmed athiest/sinner pet-lovers? A perfect job-description for me!