This... is brilliant.
Eternal Earthbound Pets, "we'll take care of your pets after you're taken to Jesus in the Rapture." For a mere $110 for 10 years coverage.
Best, business model, evar.
But...since pets don't sin like people do, wouldn't they get swept up in the Rapture, too?
Which leaves me kinda screwed cause if there is a Rapture, I'll end up dogless...