just checked my e-mail and --- wait for it --- there's about to be another virus outbreak on campus! it's in europe right now, should be over here by this afternoon I'm betting. That makes 4 active viruses on campus. And this one can delete files.
It's weeks like this where I wish I wasn't a luser support person.
You're dumb enough to run an attachment from someone you hardly know with a vague description, FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, and you expect me to FIX your computer for you?
Confiscate, sure. Not fix.