This stupid paper just doesn't want to be written!
I need bouncier music I think. All this classical is starting to put me to sleep. And it's only 1:20... *sigh*
me: but mr. paper man, I don't wanna be up all night!
mr. paper man: TOUGH! Suck it up procrastination boy!
mr. paper man: *smack*
me: ouch... *rubs cheek sullenly* Fine. You can make me work...
mr. paper man: but?
me: but you'll never take, MY HALF-FULL PICKLE JAR!
mr. paper man: *confused look*
me: oh bugger off. I like pickles.
mr. paper man: Mwuhahahaha! You just ate your last one!
me: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Shit! Totally lacking in procrastination material now!
me: oO(wait, what am I doing now?)
me: Woohoo! Successful procrastination!
Ok, back to beat mr. paper man into submission.
mr. paper man: oh baby, come beat me.
music: vivaldi - summer (from the 4 seasons)
HA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE DONE IT ALOT SOONER, EH? THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE STRESSING AND CARRYING ON LIKE A ...OH SHIT MY PAPER!!!!!!!!!
Ha, just kidding, I started on mine 4 days ago. I'm pretty muched finished with it. It just has to be...written. BUT I do have a nice folder to put it in.